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One tricky thing is people

One tricky thing is people who read via RSS reader. Since they aren't generating page impressions, they might read for years without ever being noticed.

Posted by Milan (not verified) on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 09:57
Hehe. I also greatly

Hehe. I also greatly appreciate funny server names, probably because mine has a monopoly on the funny.

Posted by Hella Stella (not verified) on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 10:03
The way you feel about your

The way you feel about your people searching specifically for 19-year-olds? That's how I feel about my people searching specifically for 21-inch penises.

Posted by zoom (not verified) on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 15:55
WordPress keeps track of

WordPress keeps track of search terms used to find my blog, and how often they're used over a year... it gets pretty interesting when you see how often people find my blog using similar warped views on life. So far these rank in the top twenty for this year:

fucking doodlebops
lithium herpes
how to grow a beard
herpes suicide
fucking my aunt

...a "doodlebop" is a kids TV show, and I did write once how I'd "totally tap Deedee Doodle's keg". So it kind of makes sense... and I would. She's a hottie.

Posted by Gabriel... (not verified) on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 20:18
Milan - Google reader tells

Milan - Google reader tells me how many subscribers I have, so I have them in a separate part of my brain. I know there's some crossover since some people come from their readers to check out comments or whatever, but I have a general idea that there are a few more out there than in statcounter.

Stella - You totally lucked out, it's true.

Zoom - I did think of you and your 21-inch penises

Gabriel - Dude, totally. A keyboard guitar? Yes, please!

Posted by megan on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 23:04
"Google reader tells me how

"Google reader tells me how many subscribers I have"

Only Google Reader subcribers, unless you are directing all your RSS feeds through feedburner. Otherwise, the count won't include BlogLines users, people who use desktop RSS readers, etc.

Posted by Milan (not verified) on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 15:33
Aha! I thought it was all of

Aha! I thought it was all of them. That's nice to know that I have extra reader readers out there.

Posted by megan on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 08:10
This may be a bit silly, but

This may be a bit silly, but I am prefering to imagine the mouths-cleaned-out bit as sort of a monkey dentistry operation - you know how monkeys groom each other? Like that, except interspecially and with toothpicks.

Posted by mb (not verified) on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 17:53
No, not silly - pretty much

No, not silly - pretty much exactly what I was thinking. Or like birds and hippos. Much more entertaining, as far as I am luckily concerned.

Posted by megan on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 21:20