Submitted by megan on Sat, 08/09/2008 - 15:11
Don't get your chocha waxed, for the first time, the day before your far flung lover comes to town. An angry red poon is not sexier than a hairy one, Q.E.D.
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5 comments postedBest advice I've had all day, and so easy to follow too! Thanks Megan. :)
Thanks - and here I was just on my way out to the chocha-waxing joint. Phew.
Thanks for doing it so that I don't have to. :)
There's a young Brazilian lady who advertises in our weekly advertising circular. She drives a pink Volkswagen Beatle with a camel toe stenciled on the side [I'm serious]. Apparently, she’ll come to your house and rip hair/wax off your privates, the way only Brazilians can. I suspect it’s a front for prostitution, but I’m not willing to investigate.
Noted.
Also, I am happy to have caught a glimpse of him. :D