Not What They Seem

Of course, if you're going to use your body to prove a point, you know that Annie Sprinkle did it two decades ago and smarter than you.
Anatomy of a Pinup

Though you might also be surprised when you remember that Jamie Lee Curtis also beat you to the punch. 3 hours, 13 people.
Jamie Lee Curtis Has Nothing to Hide

Lastly, since you don't know photoshop, you could never work magic like Glen Feron.
The Art of Retouching