Submitted by megan on Sat, 05/17/2008 - 17:31
Every once in a while, I work a floor shift at venus envy. Keeps me on my toes.
It's a rainy, chilly long weekend. In the retail world, that equals not really enough work for three people to do. We've gotten through all of today's chores, a whack of tomorrow's, and then the store was empty.
"Okay," F. said. "I've been wanting to do this for a while." She went over to stand by the DVDs. N. sat on the floor behind the counter and called out the titles in stock, to make sure everything was out.
Now, you all know that porn titles can be hilarious. But after a while, you stop noticing. Then you stop working in a sex store and you get resensitized to their hilarity.
"Raw Meat 2," N. said.
"Yeah," she said. "So many unanswered questions from the first one."