Submitted by megan on Thu, 08/31/2006 - 19:25
Except I thought it was a squash. The Santa Farmer is a Mad Scientist.
*Regular-sized mug for purposes of comparison.
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1 comment postedWhew... I've never been so relieved to see a squash in the from of a posting before... hooray!
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