We Feel Fine, The Book

The book in which Woodsy has a photo is out!

There's an excerpt online, a schmancy interactive excerpt, even.

We Feel Fine: An Almanac of Human Emotion

Not only that, but Woodsy's lovely picture of my smiling gob and my shiny binderclip got picked for the excerpt.

Pretty exciting stuff.*

A disclaimer, however: I did not write the phrase you see emblazoned across my eyes. "Someone" is not me. Do I look not excited in that photo? Come on! A pretty wood nymph, while not coming on to me,*** is taking my picture! I've got a binder clip in my hair! Look at that glitter on my lips! Not excited, forsooth.

*Which you will realize is a play on words if you read the excerpt.**
**Confidential to Adam H.: Don't read the excerpt, because I might actually be punning there. I'm not sure, truthfully, but just in case. It would be sad for me if my blog made you light your hate candles.
***I hadn't had so much to drink I wouldn't remember that, I can guarantee you.