Tip: What Not To Wear

Either you should always lounge around your abode wear something slinky with the hotza or you should make sure that when you say "Thursday at 8" you know that the next Thursday is in two days and that any reasonable person might assume you meant that one.

Otherwise, you will answer your door to a very cute girl who has seen you naked, and who you were very much hoping still thought you were hot, and you will be wearing old yoga pants that are not only stretched out in the knees but also covered in cat hair, topped with a smashing boy-cut blue thermal shirt with picky bits all over it from your cat's claws, and the only small comfort you will be able to take from the situation, after you have shut the door and also surveyed your very greasy and messy hair, is that your slippers are two shades lighter than the shirt and actually tie the whole ensemble together quite nicely.