Dog Days

As you already know if you're reading this, my blogging output has gone from nutso to regular to sporadic to nearly nil.

I'd rather be writing more, but enh. I'm not, and I kind of miss it, but I don't miss it enough to actually sit down and do it these days.

So I'm going to take August off of writing altogether. No projects, no smut blog, no nothing. I'll reassess in September and we'll see how it goes.

However, so as to not leave you completely bereft, I will leave you with this (only slightly edited) email I sent to d.jack, because writing it entertained me greatly, and it's still making me giggle today:

the dentist went a-ok. the dentist actually wasn't there, so the hygienist looked me over and said i would have had to come back if there were any problems. which there were not, which is good. we talked about expensive toothpaste for my sensitive gums and electric toothbrushes. and she assumed i'd had braces, which, as you know, is something that pleases me very much. and it didn't take long, so i can leave work a half hour earlier than i expected. and i got a "free" toothbrush, and 3 mini toothpastes, and 1 egg-shaped mini floss, and several coupons for the expensive toothpaste that will hopefully prevent me from having gum surgery. so all in all, it was a very nice half hour.

Enjoy August, my dears. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.