Internal Dialogue

Me: Well, I don't want to be the only one crying. Is anyone else crying? I don't see anyone else crying. Goddamn. I hate it when things make me cry. Oh, wicked, Jennifer just wiped a tear away. I'm good. Wait, I don't have any tissue. They should hand it out with the program. I should mention this to that lovely David O'Meara. Why didn't they warn people? You know, like on the pro-

Me: What, like maybe calling it DISASTER?