These Are Not Movies

I am very pleased and proud to announce the publication of These Are Not Movies: Screenplays for Films That Will Never Be Made.

Adam asked last winter, did I want to write one. Having never written any kind of screenplay, I figured that writing one that would never be filmed was a good place to start.

A while after I had agreed to and forgotten about a late spring deadline, I had a conversation with a close friend about a hilarious conversation that had happened the first year we knew each other. Except it had been 10 years since the conversation had ended, and we were starting to forget the details.

I wanted to make sure we never forgot. What could I do, what could I - aha! late spring deadline. Names and relationships have been changed, personalities amplified, background fabricated, but I hope I caught how much I love that I ever got to have the kernel of that conversation.

Here's where to buy it:

• Perfect Books (258A Elgin, near Somerset)
• All Books (327 Rideau, next to the Bytowne Cinema)
• Invisible Cinema (319 Lisgar, near Bank)
• directly from Adam: 40 Watt Spotlight